#Masturbation
I was going to advertise my show (#Sex, politics and men with grey/white beards) which is on at the Freud Museum on Saturday , however , I have found out it has already sold out. It’s just like being back at the Edinburgh fringe on a rainy week.
I am so excited as never have I taken part in an exhibition on masturbation (they are calling it ‘solitary pleasures’)
I play solitaire all the time … and this picture is of my highest score …
p.s in other news , I’m nearly on my way to London in my other blog
#Jeremy Kyle Show, knee injury and blue flowers
My husband came home with beautiful ‘get well soon’ blue flowers , I paused the TV while he put them in the vase. I was very pleased to notice the flowers went beautifully with the back drop of the Jeremy Kyle show.
Day 12 of knee injury, the flowers symbolise hope, the Jeremy Kyle Show symbolises the cessation of all biological products.
Tesco delivery man Ashton helping an old lady (on crutches from a #yoga injury) and making her day
.. she may be middle aged but knee injury ages from the inside … I was being slightly competitive in #Bikram yoga , new teachers, not knowing my name … time to move on perhaps …
the right knee in Chinese medicine represents the male energy , and moving on , change …. my son is going to uni in September ……
there is always a reason ….
rest rest rest
If you’re near Stroud , I’m performing here tonight …
Tesco Delivery man and the Gate
What a kerfuffle, Tesco delivery man couldn’t find us today, when he did the gate was broken. After an initial consultation by Nigel (who tends the gates and other aspects of the Pioneer Centre) it was realised that the heat yesterday had had an impact on the workings of the gate. It had got so excited that it kept opening and closing, it wouldn’t stop, the workings getting dryer and dryer, not surprisingly.
It is working again now, thanks to Nigel, after being turned off for a while. Similar things happen in the extreme cold, it gets stuck. The gates are like humans.
Tesco delivery got through eventually with the prosecco for our first BBQ of the year. Yesterday I had put going to Aldi on my bucket list, I would love to be able to walk about a supermarket so great and get the wonderful bargains, but after my enjoyable exchanges with Nigel and Tesco delivery, I am content, and the Aldi trip is less of a priority before I die.
Tesco delivery, 2nd woman driver in 8 months…
The road was being dug up and everything was all of a kerfuffle but the wonderful driver, with a great deal of common sense, got to me with no fuss at all.
No. 31 Boyfriend coming very soon … do read the previous ones, scroll down on the link below …. the story is getting more in depth, don’t want you to lose the thread ……
fromessextolondonin101boyfriends.com
#Tesco delivery man came after an exciting night at the Holiday Inn in Southampton where they use #Bentley cleaning company and my non matching bra and knickers remarkably matched the two colours of the valance.
And don’t forget to read fromessextolondonin101boyfriends.com I’m 1/4 of the way through now …
Whayne , Tesco delivery ‘service superstar ’
Whayne earned his cup of tea and badge with health tips and tales of living life to the full 
First Tesco delivery men since the flu and Mother’s Day
Wayne and trainee Chris today were delightful delivery men. Arriving 3 minutes early they had plenty of time for a cuppa, gluten free ginger biscuit and a chat about life , relationships and bicarbonate of soda.
Liz Bentley 